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🍪 Steam Reviews Are Not A PR Department

Anime-style scene of Kiki in a black bomber jacket and skirt blocking a giant red DELETE stamp and metal scissors from cutting Steam reviews, while a glowing blue HELPFUL shield forms in front of her and Chip floats nearby in a helmet, shocked.

Hello there, storefront lurkers and comment-section archaeologists. There’s a new round of “Steam is broken” discourse making the laps, and it’s the same argument wearing a different hoodie. Some developers, and a chunk of media coverage around them, want Steam…

🍪 We’re Not Going to GDC Festival… Are You?

Kiki, the fox-girl mascot of Game Cookies dressed as a grim reaper, knocks on a door labeled GDC with a single-blade scythe, while her floating cookie companion Chip hovers beside her; open doors marked E3 and Stadia Connect glow ominously in the background.

Hello there, exhausted developers, conference skeptics, and people staring at their travel budget wondering who this is actually for anymore. This year, something feels different about GDC Festival of Gaming. Not loud different. Quiet different. The kind where people don’t…

🍪 The day Wall Street thought AI killed AAA games

Anime-style illustration of Kiki, a fox journalist, and Chip, a cartoon cookie companion, standing in a stylized Wall Street at night surrounded by falling stock market numbers and glowing financial charts.

Hello there, tired developers, cautious investors, and anyone who’s watched a stock chart move faster than an actual game release. Early this week wasn’t about a new game. It wasn’t about a console. It wasn’t even about players. It was…