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🍪 Analaxyz: Not a Good Day to Be Part of Amazon

Kiki, the Game Cookies fox-girl mascot, stands outside a dimly lit corporate building resembling Amazon headquarters at dusk, looking disappointed as employees leave carrying boxes while Chip floats beside her holding a tiny cardboard box.

Hello there, corporate survivors and tech realists. Today we’re talking about Amazon — the empire that once promised endless growth, now shrinking faster than an overstocked warehouse. Between layoffs, AI reorgs, and Twitch scandals, it’s… not a good day to…

🍪 Analyxyz: Borderlands 4 and the $300M Gaslight

Game Cookies Analyxyz artwork on Borderlands 4 and the $300M performance controversy

Hello there frame-rate fighters, performance defenders. Today we dive into the Borderlands 4 disaster, Randy Pitchford’s Twitter meltdown, and why AAA studios keep treating optimization like it’s optional. 💥 A $300M Dumpster Fire Borderlands 4 was supposed to be the…