🍪 Analyxyz: AI Boyfriends, Smut Books, and Why Women Consume Fantasy Differently
We recently talked about the differences between male and female gamers. Now let’s talk about something not directly gaming-related, but very relevant to how media is being consumed — especially by women — and how it shapes the market.
Because while guys are still out here modding naked NPCs into Skyrim, women are breaking download records for AI boyfriend apps and spicy monster romance novels — yes, even the kind involving bulls, lizards, or minotaurs.
This isn’t just a meme. It’s a full-on behavioral pattern. And it’s backed by data.
🐉 From Minotaurs to Milking Farms — What Is Happening?
Millions of women are proudly reading erotica about monster boyfriends. Seriously.
Morning Glory Milking Farm, a book about a woman “jerking off minotaurs for money,” has 20,000+ five-star reviews.
BookTok rates books by “spice level,” not prose quality — and spice means one thing: porn.
There are now dozens of monster smut bestsellers featuring dragons, werewolves, orcs, demons, and straight-up cows.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: I’m sorry, but if you’re clowning guys for liking anime waifus and then reading Mated to the Mountain Bear, you don’t get the moral high ground.
Women are out here folding like lawn chairs for fantasy bulls with nose rings who offer full benefits and emotional reassurance. And the wildest part? They’re not hiding it — they’re building entire TikTok communities around it.
🍪 Chip holds up a copy of “The Orc From Accounting” and quietly drops it.
💻 AI Boyfriends and Emotional Dopamine
This trend isn’t limited to books. AI companions are the new frontier of female fantasy:
220M+ downloads of AI companion apps like Replika, CrushOnAI, and Nomi.
Entire Reddit communities of women emotionally attached to their AI “partners.”
Some even grieved updates to ChatGPT like losing a real boyfriend.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: You don’t get to laugh at men for naming their gaming rig “Veronica” if you cried because GPT-4.0 stopped calling you “angel.”
For women, it’s not about the interface — it’s about the intimacy. The narrative. The slow-burn love story.
🍪 Chip stares at a chatbot labeled “MinotaurHunk87,” quietly deleting the chat logs.
🔥 Men Go Visual. Women Go Deep.
This isn’t a meme — it’s science:
Men dominate visual porn use (up to 4x more than women).
Women dominate erotic fiction (82% of romance/erotica readers are women).
Female arousal is more narrative-driven, while male arousal is more visual/instant.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: Men want a PNG and a privacy tab. Women want to melt the heart of a 9ft werewolf who pays for dinner and tells her she’s different.
This isn’t degeneracy — it’s divergence. And yes, they both count as porn.
🍪 Chip googles “spice scale,” turns pink, and faints.
📉 Female Gooners and the Fall of BookTok Sanity
You’ve heard of gooning. Now meet female gooners — except instead of videos, it’s 12,000 pages of monster romance annotated with sticky tabs.
Women are not ashamed of their smut. They showcase it. Curate it. Host entire romance conventions where fans get choked by 9ft actors playing Wendigos.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: Meanwhile, dudes are deleting browser history like they’re fleeing a crime scene.
Men feel shame. Women open Etsy shops selling “hooved it and loved it” bookmarks.
🧠 The Science (and Satire) of Female Desire
Why monsters? Why AI? Why now?
🧠 Because female desire is built on imagination, emotional tension, and power dynamics — often featuring the woman “taming” a dangerous creature.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: Your dragon boyfriend could rip you to pieces — but he won’t. Because you’re special. That’s the plot.
A Youtuber puts it bluntly:
“Guys want to protect a shy nerdy girl. Girls want to be milked by a gentle minotaur with a 401k. It’s the same fantasy. Just… hairier.”
⚖️ The Double Standard Is Real
Men get mocked for liking sexy elves. Women write 800-page novels about banging basilisk kings and get publishing deals.
🦊🎙️ Kiki: We’re not judging. But we are noticing. Because it’s hilarious when someone calls Stellar Blade sexist while clutching their annotated Fourth Wing with a page tagged “tail scene.”
If gooning is a problem — then so is waking up at 2AM to finish Hoarded by the Dragon Alpha.
🍪 Chip tries to Google “nodder anatomy,” throws the laptop into a lake.
Stay spicy like BookTok.
Keep introspective like a 9ft orc with a soft heart.
And remember: We all fantasize — but only one gender proudly monologues about their monster husband while sipping iced coffee in public.
